The Frizz Forecast (A preventative statement)

The morning dew lingered too long today.

Too clingy.

Too familiar.

I conducted a controlled head shake.

There was bounce.

But… not disciplined bounce.

The goat said, “You look… bigger.”

I stared.

Not today.

Official Statement:

“Volume without structure is not volume. It is chaos.”

Respect. The. Hair.