Angry Highland Cow Saga

Snow Problems: The Public Appearance (A deeply brave statement from a Highland cow re-entering society.) - HomesteadHoboz
Snow Problems: The Public Appearance (A deeply brave statement from a Highland cow re-entering society.)
  This morning, I was informed there would be visitors. Visitors. After everything I have endured. After the storm.After the brushing incident.After the static-related humiliation. And yet, management expects me... Read more...
Snow Problems: Angry Highland Cow The Aftermath( A follow up statement from a still very angry Highland Cow) - HomesteadHoboz
Snow Problems: Angry Highland Cow The Aftermath( A follow up statement from a still very angry Highland Cow)
I would like to begin by saying this: I survived. Barely. The storm has passed. The sky is clear. The pasture glistens like some sort of winter postcard. And yet…... Read more...
Snow Problems: My luscious locks are covered in snow (A very serious statement from a very angry Highland cow.) - HomesteadHoboz
Snow Problems: My luscious locks are covered in snow (A very serious statement from a very angry Highland cow.)
Listen. I did not grow these luxurious, wind-blown, salon-worthy bangs just to have them crusted over by a New York snowstorm. Do you have any idea what this weather has... Read more...